After sum roaming around the station, I have located a roundtastic and perhaps kindly conductor atop one of the trains.

She immediately proceeded to shame me for my train-top walking. Then, the floating conductor started to follow me, bothersomingly citing train-passenger-behavior rules at me.

She kept on demanding obedience of the train station rules, complaining about her salary...

In turn, I complained about my situation, to which she told me to follow her.

The spheroidal conductor directored me to go to the train station,WHEREUPONS she SMOOSHERED through the wall like the cool-aid-guy, And took the ticket desks JORB!

Having become the desk clerk, her attitude became nasty-some.

"No refundz, ticketz zzale dezzk iz clozzed, come bazk tomorrowz at 8:00 am,"

The ticket desk ticked at me in a monotone, echoey voice.

In response to her attitude, I angrily banged on the desk demanding a fun-time with my Captain.

"Come back tomorrow," the repeatory voice nagged the same tune back at me, refusing to collaborate.

"An employee of Captania such as myself should not be stuffled by the likes of you! I has not time for dilly-dallyings! You best gives me a new ticket or I will write you up!" I grumbled at the desk.

"...Come back tomorrow at 8:00 am!" The voice replied.

I pulled out the book of complaints and and wrotered the following into it:

Dear train station director,the behavoer of the ticket sales person is simply heighly inconsiderate! As a fellow customer I am appaulted and disjointed by such finite disrespects!

You best reduce their salaries by 1.4% because they need to learn some stackable manners!

Also, you need to get a new book of complaints, because this one has no pen and is in an appalling condition (falling apart/stained). It took me 4.3 hours to discover a pen at your train station and another 3.24 minutes to make it work for the ink was most stuffly and hard.

Also, your toilets don't flush properly, but instead make a loud, spookering gurgling noise.

I assume they are haunted by the ghost of Christmas future!

...As I finished writing my weightly complaint the sales desk gave me a 2.4 star rating as customer and closed its shutters.

I was most perturbed by this insufficient rating and banged on the shutters for a while demanding a re-evaluation.

The sun is setting and I don't like the dark muchly.Please send a night-light,

Sincerely,Most cooperatively,With invaluable respects,Your most acceptable employee,

Pilot