Chapter 97   - Not single.

He had a good life, so how had he managed to turn today into a hellish one? The current situation was almost like storming past a barrier in a horror game to discover two roads behind it—where one road would ensure that he lives and the other road leading him to death.

How could he end this late night meeting peacefully and naturally?

Because of his greedy desire to continue living, the gears in Yi Ran’s head churned quickly, even turning faster than they had done during his college entrance examination.

“Ge…”

Yet, as soon as he uttered a word, Yi Chen was the one who moved first.

Yi Ran was startled, and stepped back reflexively, then watched with his own eyes as his Ge walked towards him, and… took away the items inappropriate for children from his right hand, before brushing past him and walking into the kitchen.

Yi Chen’s voice was light and a little hoarse as he reprimanded, “Next time you come back so late, you can sleep in the garage.”

“Oh….okay.” Yi Ran was a little confused, and so could only follow up with those words.

From the kitchen came the sound of water, and after a while, the smell of coffee started to infuse into the air.

That’s it?

Yi Ran couldn’t believe it. Just a few moments ago, he had obviously been scared until his heart and all of his insides were trembling furiously, but now, he had easily escaped from disaster and could only drift away from the scene. He stood frozen in his spot for a while, then cheaply swished towards the kitchen door again.

Then he boldly asked, “Ge, did Yu Yan arrive ?”

Yi Chen even turned his head around to look at him as he continued to prepare coffee. He had come back from the office today in too much of a hurry, and there were still many documents that he still hadn’t processed. Since he couldn’t sleep right now, he was planning to look at a few on his computer. “En, why?”

“Nothing, he sent me a message saying that yesterday was your birthday.” Yi Ran opened the refrigerator and looked inside it. There was a big cake in there, and no matter how he looked at it, it didn’t look like much of it had been eaten at all. “Ge, you didn’t even let him know the truth… and then the two of you just cut the cake?”

Yi Chen finally looked back at him and said, “It was you who told him that yesterday wasn’t my birthday?”

“Yeah…” Yi Ran paused and said, “What’s the matter, Ge, shouldn’t I have said that ? I just sent the reply over instinctively, you won’t blame me ?”

Yi Chen didn’t answer the question, instead posing one of his own, “How do you know when my birthday is?”

“Why wouldn’t I know, don’t I send you a present every year?”

“A present?” Yi Chen was a bit surprised. “Where did you send it to?”

“Your company . In the month of May for the last two years, since I took advantage of Labor Day to travel ma, so I asked someone to buy something and send it to your company. I was afraid you wouldn’t be at home, so it wouldn’t be convenient for you to sign for it… Wait, it couldn’t be that you didn’t get it ?” Yi Ran’s eyes went wide as he added, “Embezzled by the front desk?”

Of course, the front desk wouldn’t dare to embezzle anything.

After he mentioned this, Yi Chen remembered.

For the past two years, there really had been gifts sent to his office. There hadn’t been a name on them, and calling the number on the package just led to the vendor. Because of their questionable origin, he hadn’t even opened them and had just randomly left them in his office.

“No.” He snapped out of it and said, “I received them.”

Yi Ran was relieved. He took a fork, ate two bites of the cake, then closed the refrigerator. “Then Ge, I’m going to sleep. Will you go to the company tomorrow? Shall I accompany Yanyan to have breakfast?”

“No need.”

Yi Ran let out an “oh” and was about to leave the kitchen.

“Wait.” Yi Chen called out and stopped him.

He stirred the coffee with a spoon and said, “Put down the watch in your hand.”

“……”

Yi Ran couldn’t help but give the watch a few more looks. He felt grieved as he put it down on the table.

“I had someone pick up the new models for the season.” Yi Chen picked up the watch and walked out of the kitchen holding the cup. “When the time comes, you can contact Assistant Ma.”

Yi Ran was stunned. “Ah?”

“Ge? What do you mean?” Yi Ran stared and hurriedly ran after him. “Ge, is it what I’m thinking? Ge! You’re my blood cousin! Ge!!”

Yi Chen said, “If you speak any louder, don’t ask for anything.”

Yi Ran immediately closed his mouth and blew several kisses over at Yi Chen.

Yi Chen ignored him. He was afraid to disturb the person in the room, so he closed the door as soon as he reentered the room and decisively locked it.

——

When Yu Yan woke up, he heard the sound of someone typing on a keyboard.

He could tell that the other party was trying to control the volume as much as possible, but since he was more sensitive to this kind of sound, so as soon as it occurred, he could hear it.

As soon as he moved a bit, the keystrokes stopped. Then, a big hand reached out to cover his neck and rubbed it twice. “Woke up? Are you uncomfortable anywhere?”

“No.” Yu Yan didn’t open his eyes. Their legs had been right next to each other for a long time, and it was very warm. “Not awake, I still want to sleep for a bit…”

Yi Chen went along with him and said, “Okay.”

No more sound came from next to him anymore. Yi Chen seemed to be afraid of waking him up and thus didn’t touch the keyboard again, instead just using his fingers to scroll through the interface.

Now that it had quietened down, Yu Yan actually couldn’t sleep anymore. With half squinting eyes, he looked up and asked, “Why did you get up so early?”

“Habit.” The outer case of the laptop was a little cold, and out of fear that it would accidentally rub against the person next to him, Yi Chen simply closed the laptop and put it aside. “It’s still early, sleep some more.”

Yu Yan had just been about to say something when he heard Yi Chen’s computer suddenly go ding.

“Yi Chen, your computer is ringing.” Yu Yan snuggled deeper into the quilt and closed his eyes again. “Seems to be a message prompt.”

“Don’t worry about it,” Yi Chen said.

It seemed as if the other side had almost sensed something, and so the computer ding-ed again.?]

[This ID seems to belong to another boss of the stream, which means that Xiao Yan is in Boss 1’s house with another boss right now? Holy crap, how is this such a mess…]

Yu Yan had just communicated to his teammates to jump Pochinki when he heard a rude male voice—

“All the people on the plane listen up—Jump grandly to Pochinki; if you don’t jump to Pochinki, you’re not a man. If you have the ability, you guys can jump to Pochinki and kill me, Lu Yuanheng! Or else you’re all cowardly dogs!”

Another person said, “Wtf bro, you’re very arrogant ?”

This person was obviously playing a prank on his friends. He didn’t hold back his laughter as he shouted, “Yes, I, Lu Yuanheng, am just that arrogant!”

Yu Yan murmured to himself that this wasn’t good. As soon as he wanted to communicate with his teammates to change the spot they were going to jump to, he saw that his teammates had already taken the lead in parachuting out.

Yu Yan couldn’t do anything but also follow them in parachuting down.

He manipulated his mouse to look around, and when the surrounding scene became clear, the barrage immediately filled with piles of 666 and question marks.

They just saw that the sky was full of people, everyone falling down just like the way dumplings fell and crowded into a pot during a New Year’s Eve meal. Their numbers were shocking.

“…… Young people nowadays are just too impetuous, getting excited so easily,” the 19-year old said emotionally.

In this match, Yu Yan’s halo of carrying girls was still out in full force, and the No. 3 in the team was a little girl with a soft voice.

“God , so many people, what to do ?” No. 3 said, “There’s gunfire everywhere around me.”

Yi Ran heard those words and immediately turned on his mic. “It’s okay, little Meimei! No.1 is very powerful. He said that Pochinki is his home…”

“Run!” Yu Yan turned on his mic and asked, “Why are you guys still in Pochinki?!”

Yi Ran was stunned, and he opened up the map——

No. 1’s icon was already thousands of miles away from them, heading towards the wild area.

Yi Ran said, “WTF? Didn’t you say that this is your home? You don’t even want your fucking home anymore??”

Yu Yan replied, “Men have to make a career outside.”

Yi Ran: “…”

No. 3 saw this and ran off as fast as a thief. Yi Ran and No. 4 couldn’t run because they had flown and landed in the center of Pochinki. They were sandwiched between two teams and died glorious deaths. In the end, only Yu Yan and the No. 3 little Jiejie survived.

Yi Ran felt depressed about turning into a lootbox upon landing in the very first match. He directly clicked to watch Yu Yan’s battle, before also opening the livestream room to watch the stream followers chat.

Fortunately, the surrounding wild areas were relatively rich, so Yu Yan’s equipment after searching through several rooms could also count as being acceptable now.

At this time, No. 3 suddenly turned on her mic and said, “It’s over ya, I only have a shotgun here, and I don’t know how to use it. Little Gege, do you have an extra gun over there?”

Yu Yan opened up his inventory and took a look.

“Do you want a pistol?”

[???]

[You have an M4 and an AKM, what’s wrong with giving one to the Meizi!!]

No. 3 was silent for a moment. “Forget it, I’ll just use the shotgun.”

“If I gave it to her, then I wouldn’t be able to fight anymore. I only have 30 rounds each of the 556 and 762 bullets, which is not enough.” Yu Yan’s face was completely straight as he spoke, “I have to be responsible for the quiz game set up for you guys.”

After a while—

“Little Gege, do you have any medicine?” No. 3 finished saying that, then quickly added, “Bandages are also okay. I only have five bandages, and I’m not at ease…”

Yu Yan looked at ten bandages he was carrying.

“I don’t have much either.” He was easy-going and encouraged his teammate, “It’s okay, believe in yourself, and you will definitely find some.”

No. 3: “….”

[….I give up.]

[Yanyan, do you know why you’re so handsome but still a single dog?? Do you know that you just missed getting that little Jiejie’s WeChat with those five bandages!!]

[Son, you can’t do this! Mama is worried about your future !!]

Yi Ran saw this, snorted, and directly turned on the in-game mic. “What are you guys saying? Who told you that Xiao Yan is single?”

The barrage was silent for a moment—

Then it exploded.

Yu Yan’s popularity was quite high, so naturally, he had fans of all kinds, which included skills-based fans, mama fans, and a small number of female girlfriend fans who said they wanted to wait for him to grow up. Now, all of them appeared.

[Boss, don’t talk nonsense . My son is only 19 years old; he can’t mess around in matters between men and women!]

[The anchor is streaming every day, how does he have time to start dating?]

[Xiao Yan hasn’t started dating, did you misunderstand something, boss? My husband has nothing to do with those flirty, frivolous female anchors!!]

“Don’t curse out other anchors in my livestream. Next time I see something like that, you’ll be blocked.”

Yu Yan glanced at the barrage and then said, “And I’m not single. Everyone should be civilized and just watch the livestream, don’t curse out people… and also don’t call me husband, I’m afraid they will misunderstand when they come into my livestream. Thank you.”

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Juurensha: Yi Ran is having a pretty great time here, I think.

Noks: Ohhhhh…. And Yanyan dropped a bomb! I wonder if his fans will be able to guess the identity of his better half!

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